larryrickardfan:

allmymetaphors:

I don’t want to go to college but I also don’t want to NOT go to college

What I really want is to stop existing but you can’t do that without dying and I don’t want to die either

This is the most accurate post I have ever seen

at-boundary-conditions:

what if humans have cheat codes like if you jump 14 times and then punch + kick ok awesome now i can walk on water and do calculus

etsgetdownnow:

mycroft:

i pledge allegiance

to the band

of mr. shneebly

and will not fight him for creative control

and will defer to him on all issues related to the musical direction of the band