unfollower:

i automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive

loveforeversmilealways:

arlene13:

why is six afraid of seven?

because seven is a registered six offender

i am legit in tears over this joke

bullied:

i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab

gnarly-gnat:

one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed