Have you ever wondered what would happen if you lit a whole pack of birthday candles at once? Because I did
That is the most metal looking cupcake ever
one time i took a picture of a girl’s buttcrack in gym class and got sent to the assistant principal’s office and the school cop busted in asking where the drugs were because he had heard someone had crack on their phone and it was the hardest thing to tell him it was a buttcrack and not actual crack without laughing
i guess you cracked up
YOU MOTHERFUCKER
if i ever become famous i’m going to create a fake account on twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it’s me
and then one day i would call them on skype and see the blood run out of their faces
pro = good
con = bad
prostitution
constitution
wake up america
